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On The Horizon, I See The Answer

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comedycentral:

Find out which of these #MillennialTVShows is totes the best on tonight’s new @midnight!

tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]

Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

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caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

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dicksplit:

"Tell the class a little bit about yourself"

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Why are you wearing a hair net?

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whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

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